Offline big fat ugly jed.survivorsucks

  • Name: Jed
  • Age: 70
  • Gender: Male
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Quality Writing

As I Lay Eating

Rudolph the Red-Nose Flicker

My Friend Nose-Flicka

Gone With The Long-Winded

The Call of the Donuts

The Three Musketeers Bar

Beyond Good and Plenty

The Taming of 2Manchew

The Great Fatsby

The Fat In The Hat

Eats Shoots and Purloined Candy Bars

Farewell to Abs

Save The Last Donut For Me

Super Sized Me

The Sundress Also Rises

20,000 Pounds Under the Belt

One Fish, Two Fish, Jed Fish, Blue Fish

Jed and The Giant Peach Pie

Jeddi Fatstocking

The Sound of the Fatty

A Farewell To Skinny Arms

One Turd Short of A Pantload

I am a old, fat balding man, with no prospects and a bad internet rep. I was borne from a greasy one night stand between Sara Lee and Jimmy Dean (from pure pork sausage fame)!

Right from the horse's mouth:

You're guided by one principle i.e. do you want something and can you get away with taking it. If you want to look in someone's personal directory and the door is open, you go in. If you want to take someone's picture from one board and post it at your board for the retarded choir/Immoral Minority, to ridicule -- you do it. It's the same sense of entitlement that allows you to burn copies of DVDs at a rate of eight per day and then criticize Netflix for not letting you steal faster. Even your enablers have to realize you're one of the biggest hypocrites around. It's been more than amply demonstrated.

I deliberately used your personal information in a hypothetical designed to trap you.

Definition of my cheese-curd ladened head: a place to go where even smoke can't get

Retarded Choir and Unpaid Therapists

big fat ugly jed has 475 percent body fat above the neck

For my mom

I was thinking of her even when I was up on the colonic table this morning imaging myself as a Squaw hiding in the bushes; biting down on a rag to keep from crying while the calvary ransacked and torched the village.

Rolling 60s Douche Bags

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    LILBOOBEAR

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    image Sorry I came in without knocking...But my name is BooBear and I stopped by to give you a Kudo and say that if you would like to join me and my friends on my friends list juss click friends and I'll meet you there Hugs BooBearimage
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    Love your page! Don't know when I've laughed so hard!
    Great work!



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